Dead Pool - Xbox One

There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my
insanely sweet game. (Oof. Here we go again.) I'm a mercenary with an
accelerated healing factor. I have been described as unstable, which is just
plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I'm gonna battle for
the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) Be prepared
for just about anything.

(Holla!) I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game
a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
•Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!?)
will be making an appearance. (As long as you don’t mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
•I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos
jumping from really REALLY high places, and totally eviscerating my
enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)